Real talk, straight from the People of the 38th parallel of north California

The following is originally posted at [komapsumnidap-juche.blogspot.com] by an anonymous author. The text is provided here in homage of the actual standards of spoken English prevalent in our homeland. The zeal for the Juche Idea is matched by a powerful grasp of common sense despite a lack of education.

taking da JUCHE idea as da guiding compass, we can build up a rich n strong, dignified socialist power, independent, self-supporting n self-defensive!! 
we have 2 look 2 da KOREAN ppl, who struggled against da japanese imperialism!!
da anti-japanese revolutionary struggle was a gr8 revolutionary struggle that demonstrated da correctness n invincible might of da JUCHE idea!!
it was a glorious revolutionary struggle that laid da strong historical root of da revolutionary cause of JUCHE!!
da establishment of JUCHE in ideology will make all comrades n friends height da consciousness as da masters of da revolution, display 2 da full revolutionary spirit of self-reliance n perform gr8 miracles n innovations in da revolutionary struggle!!
da establishment of JUCHE in ideology is a gr8 event that will free all comrades n friends from da fetters of da obsolete ideas such as flunkeyism, national nihilism n dogmatism!! only when all comrades n friends rise as 1 in da revolutionary struggle n da building of a new society w/high consciousness as masters of da world n society n their revolutionary zeal n creative activity R correctly mobilized, can they, indeed, display gr8 energies, work gr8 miracles n successfully occupy any fortress!!  
da working class is an independent class, n their revolutionary thinking is an independent thinking!!
in order 2 establish JUCHE in thinking, itz necessary 2 possess a high sense of national dignity n revolutionary pride!!
da task of establishing JUCHE in ideology requires that national culture shld B developed n that da cultural levels of da masses raised!!
if JUCHE is 2B established in ideology, servility 2 big powers n all other outdated ideas shld B opposed!!
establishing JUCHE in thinking itself means an ideological emancipation of ppl from da fetters outdated ideas!!
establishing JUCHE in thinking itself means an ideological revolution 2 establish a new JUCHE outlook on da world!!
da struggle 2 establish JUCHE n oppose flunkeyism towards big powers is a serious question on which da destiny of da revolution depends!!
JUCHE 4ever!!